Never has so little been said with so much dialog: The entire movie consists of 4 scenes with little more than inane (almost certainly unscripted) banter about "Brad", a shoehorned in dance scene, and awful gore effects. Read more

Manborg's unique combination of ideas and techniques are truly one of a kind, but they miss the mark 80% of the time - and when they miss, they miss big. Read more

Despite a few rocky spots that reveal a limited budget, The Night Watchmen is really a lot of fun - it's packed with one liners, silly humor, and just enough of a story to keep the plot in motion. Read more

A movie with so few redeeming qualities that to even call it a movie insults all other movies. Read more

Despite several cast-driven laughs, this sequel never felt like a true continuation of the original story. Read more

Not a single character decision in this movie is one that any person would ever make, turning an otherwise cool concept corny. Read more